Zamblings

I feeeel so leaky tonight

Ladies: be careful if R. Kelly tells you he’s Feelin’ Single. It may just mean he wants to “go number one.”

cunctator

A.Word.A.Day
“cunctator (n.): One who hesitates; a procrastinator or delayer.”

Zam:
Seriously? How is this not a sexually transmitted disease? Get on that, dictionary.

Are you Shore it’s mine?

Snooki is going to have a boy. (Yes, there’s one she hasn’t had yet.)

finally, an airline upgrade worth paying for

Never mind, they’re talking about leg room.

abort, retry, fail?

Hewlett-Packard is cutting 27,000 jobs to save $3 billion, which is the equivalent cost of six inkjet printer cartridge refills.

Natalie Wood had a nice neck.

If your friends get lost in the woods, you should look in the neck part first. People always seem to be talking about that.

I.P. Freely

If my math is correct, I now have a controlling interest in Facebook!*

*My math is never correct and I think “IPO” is a boxing league.

go ogle

CNN:
“Google…says new search tool will think more like a human.”

Zam:

Original Article

How can you have the Avengers without Giant Man?

that joke suckles

It’s National Nursing Week. Oh, sorry, National NURSES Week. You can put those away.